Will Advise Quotes

All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth...

If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole.

I'll catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system, until there's nothing left.

I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation.

If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy another something and a half - how much nothing will you have two days from then? Like three. Because three is the short version of π, and π is involved in virtually anything, in some form, if you believe what the internet tells you.

I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off.

Whenever a river reaches the ocean, it waits to go back..

A river starts by longing for the ocean...