T.J. Kirk Quotes

Two things don't need to be "equally bad" to point out that they're both bad.

Sorry, but when anyone self-applies the label of "patriot" I gag a little.

If you're looking for an enemy, stop imagining it's one group or another. All mankind is your enemy, including yourself.

People who dismiss all capitalism or all socialism are opposite ends of the same kind of stupid.

Socialism and capitalism are not mutually exclusive. They can — and should — be used in tandem. Either alone is death by overdose. Balance.

Capitalism and socialism are tools. Each have pros and cons. For each task, use the one that makes the most sense.

You are not special. You're just fucking not. You're a bland, boring motherfucker just like everybody else. You ever been to the mall and just looked in the eyes of the fellow travelers and seen how dull and lifeless their eyes are? Yours look like that too. You know why? 'Cause you're just as bland, you're just as fucking boring, there's nothing special about you. And trying to piggyback on the accomplishments of your race, or like, any fucking larger group really, is pathetic. You have to stand on individual merit and you just can't accept the fact that you suck. It's alright! I suck, Weber sucks, everyone sucks! We're all fucking shit, we suck dick, we're lame as fuck. And that's okay. That's fine.

And you know who's especially stupid? People who look at how unexceptional and bland and boring they are and say, "You know how I can remedy this? I will take solace in the accomplishments of my entire race. That way, I can draw attention away from the fact that I personally have not accomplished shit!