Stephen Leacock Quotes

Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself- it is the occurring which is difficult.

It may be that those who do most dream most.

A sportsman is a man who every now and then simply has to get out and kill something. Not that he's cruel. He wouldn't hurt a fly. It's not big enough.

A half truth like half a brick is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl.

The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.

Life we learn too late is in the living in the tissue of every day and hour.

Charles Dickens' creation of Mr. Pickwick did more for the elevation of the human race - I say it in all seriousness - than Cardinal Newman's Lead Kindly Light Amid the Encircling Gloom. Newman only cried out for light in the gloom of a sad world. Dickens gave it.