Penn Jillette Quotes

We are only here for a little while, and our bodies belong to ourselves and no one else.

In any conflict, the crazier party generally wins.

Has any non-dipshit man ever used the word "ladies" not followed by the word "room"?

[On hearing that 86% of gay teens have experienced harassment] Eighty-six percent? Eighty-six per-fuckin-cent WERE harassed?! That means fourteen per-fuckin-cent WEREN'T harassed? WHAT?!At MY school a hundred percent of the children - gay, straight, transgendered, bi, sell... or trade - WERE harassed. She's saying that fourteen percent of the gay students were NOT harassed? That seems impossible.At MY school any one of us would have sucked Elton John's COCK at a mandatory school assembly for a fourteen percent chance of NOT being harassed.

Astrology is a cousin of racism.

If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.

You don’t have to be brave or a saint, a martyr, or even very smart to be an atheist. All you have to be able to say is “I don’t know”.

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.