“You ever been arrested before?”    “No sir. This is my first time.”    “The first time this week, you mean.”    “Oh, I been arrested in Michigan. I thought you meant in Illinois. I never been arrested in Illinois. I never did no wrong in Illinois.”    “What good does that do you?”    “It don’t. It’s just that I love my state so much I go to Michigan to steal,” he explained with an expression almost beatific.

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