Megan Boyle Quotes

i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages

i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

i wish cats could float around your head

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common.

i had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry

most psychologists/philosophers we've learned about have experienced severe depressions, attempted suicide, were considered 'freaks' or 'insane' by their peers, locked themselves in their rooms, felt socially isolated, were either celibate or extremely promiscuous, and rarely found 'love