Megan Boyle Quotes

i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages

i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

i wish cats could float around your head

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common.

i had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry