Oh man, Alex. That’s sad. Seriously, mate, go get yourself laid.””What?” He gave Baldrick a quick kiss on his little head–he didn’t care how stupid he looked, he loved his ugly cat–and put him down on his kitty bed in the corner.”Isn’t that what single sad people do–get cats when they’ve given up on human companionship?

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