Jeff Lindsay Quotes

I was good at being charming, one of my very few vanities.

Or was he saying, "Hi! Wanna play?"And I did. Of course I did.

I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever remarks, and I also have a flair for getting people to like me. But to be perfectly fair to myself, I am ever-ready to confess my shortcomings, too, and a quick round of soul-searching forced me to admit that I had never been any good at all at breathing water. As I hung there from the seat belt, dazed and watching the water pour in and swirl around my head, this began to seem like a very large character flaw.

No blood at all. I could hear that phrase repeat itself in my head, louder each time. No sticky, hot, messy, awful blood. No splatter. NO BLOOD AT ALL. Why hadn't I thought of that?

I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?

Me, feeling. What a concept.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

Always marveling at how New Age pseudo-philosophy had taken over the Internet.