Garth Ennis Quotes

I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications.

I get down on my knees every mornin' an' give eternal thanks for the existence of girls in a otherwise pointless universe.

Never plan an act of violence. Just let it happen natural.

They're looking for guys like us, he says, young and hungry, not done yet. I say I'm not hungry, Rick, all I am is angry. He says that'll do just fine.

No, I would not say that assault with a baseball bat constitutes "justice being done.

Wait a minute, even I've hearda him. He died savin' the entire universe.Choked on cum...

Christ, would you look at that shite? Supes an' religion, the two worst things on the planet.

Larger than life character; a couple of hundred years ago he would have been a pirate. "When in evil company, try to blend in" - that was one of his.