Garth Ennis Quotes

I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications.

I get down on my knees every mornin' an' give eternal thanks for the existence of girls in a otherwise pointless universe.

Never plan an act of violence. Just let it happen natural.

They're looking for guys like us, he says, young and hungry, not done yet. I say I'm not hungry, Rick, all I am is angry. He says that'll do just fine.

No, I would not say that assault with a baseball bat constitutes "justice being done.

Wait a minute, even I've hearda him. He died savin' the entire universe.Choked on cum...

Christ, would you look at that shite? Supes an' religion, the two worst things on the planet.

I don't think this one's business as usual. Me evil cunt sense is tinglin'.