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Interviewer: ‘So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?’Frank Zappa: ‘You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

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There is more stupidity around than hydrogen and it has longer shelf life.
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The Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. The more your musical experience, the easier it is to define for yourself what you like and what you don't like.
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I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
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The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.
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Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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