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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped. - Quote by Elmer Pasta

He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.

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