Dick Gregory Quotes

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighbourhood after dark.

I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.

One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.

Momma, a welfare cheater. A criminal who couldn't stand to se her kids go hungry, or grow up in slumbs and end up mugging people in dar corners. I guess the system didn't want her to get off relief, the way it kept sending social workers around to be sure Momma wasn't trying to make things better.

Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' "I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.

They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.