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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave I remember seeing this video for the first time in college - miserable, half-drunk on Keystone Light, a Camel Light smoldering in my mouth, about to desperately tap-dance my way through another social interaction - and saying out loud:

I remember seeing this video for the first time in college – miserable, half-drunk on Keystone Light, a Camel Light smoldering in my mouth, about to desperately tap-dance my way through another social interaction – and saying out loud: “I fucking *get* you, Bee Girl.

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