Christopher Buehlman Quotes

We often live next to monsters unawares.

You’d probably rather have a milk shake than a quart of blood, too, so we’ll have to agree to disagree.

I mostly drink clear booze because the rest of it looks it's already been through a gentleman.

The dead shouldn’t cry, not even the lesser dead.

You see why I’m such a good vampire? We’re all lying, devious bastards, not like werewolves, if there are werewolves, whose MO is, “Hi, I’m a werewolf, surprise! And fuck you!” No, we lurk. We’re lurkers.

She had seen him once, smiling a little through another friar’s sermon about Hell, saying after the other left that fear of Hell is one of many paths to it. Forget Hell and love one another. That is all He wants of you.

Oh, would you look at this, now,” she said, pointing at a hole in her sage-green velvet couch. Never mind the brain and hair on it, she could clean those off with a stiff brush. And never mind the point-blank gunshot to the face she’d absorbed. It was the bullet hole in her couch that pissed her off.

The undead don’t care about careers. Vampires are all retirees.