Ben Mitchell Quotes

Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul crushing experience you will ever go through.

I imagine God creating humans was much like cavemen creating fire… First it sparkles brightly, full of life and beauty. But then it grows, stronger and fiercer until it becomes dangerous and uncontrollable… Then its creator can only stand on the hill and wait for his creation to die.

By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart

Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve learnt about love, so listen closely. Love is like… That’s as far as I’ve gotten I’m afraid.

Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re happy because you’re in on the secret

Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British

You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions

The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But don’t worry girls, I hit him.