Anthony Bourdain Quotes

[When I die], I will decidedly not be regretting missed opportunities for a good time. My regrets will be more along the lines of a sad list of people hurt, people let down, assets wasted and advantages squandered.

There’s something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar – even in this fake-ass Irish pub.

They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how good a drinker you might think you are, don't forget that the Russians - any Russian - can drink you under the table.

He doesn't yearn for a better, different life than the one he has - because he knows he's got a home in this one.

And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart.

No one understands and appreciates the American Dream of hard work leading to material rewards better than a non-American.

I, a product of the New Frontier and Great Society, honestly believed that the world pretty much owed me a living--all I had to do was wait around in order to live better than my parents.

Don't lie about it. You made a mistake. Admit it and move on. Just don't do it again. Ever