Amy Poehler Quotes

Emotions are like passing storms, and you have to remind yourself that it won't rain forever.

But I was eventually okay. And you will be okay too. Here's why. I had already made a decision early on that I would be a plain girl with tons of personality, and accepting it made everything a lot easier. If you are lucky, there is a moment in your life when you have some say as to what your currency is going to be. I decided early on it was not going to be my looks.

Fake boobs are weird ya'll" read by Patrick Stewart.

Treat your career like a bad boyfriend. Here's the thing. Your career won't take care of you. It won't call you back or introduce you to its parents. Your career will openly flirt with other people while you are around. It will forget your birthday and wreck your car. Your career will blow you off if you call it too much. It's never going to leave its wife. Your career is fucking other people and everyone knows but you. Your career will never marry you.

You are all so good and I wish I were better. Now get out of here because I want to be where you are.

I can party like a twenty-four-year-old but it takes me almost a week to recover.

Looking silly can be very powerful. People who are committing and taking risks become the king and queen of my prom. People are their most beautiful when they are laughing, crying, dancing, playing, telling the truth and being chased in a fun way.

THE HOLIDAYS ARE RUINED!This book is one page long and just contains that one sentence.