Quotes by Radio Commentators

We don't have to take our personality so personally.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Nothing recedes like success.

I'm tired of being set upon by crazed Christians one minute and unbridled libertines the next. Girls, I'm going camping.

What's the matter? What's the antimatter? Does it antimatter?

If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.

When I got started again, I drove slower and felt smaller. I think it does us all good to get looked at like that now and then by a wild animal.

When Mama starts to move across a room, people pay attention. You can never be sure she's not going to grab you by the top of the head to steady herself. And she's pretty free with that walking stick, too.

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out.