Wilson Mizner Quotes

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

Wilson Mizner

I've had several years in Hollywood and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

Wilson Mizner

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education.

Wilson Mizner

A good listener is not only popular everywhere but after a while he knows something.

Wilson Mizner

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Wilson Mizner

God help those who do not help themselves.

Wilson Mizner

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

Wilson Mizner