Tanya Masse Quotes - Page 2

Laughter IS the BEST medicine! It’s FREE! You can overdose on it! It helps you embrace the insanities of life! It reduces stress, heals your body and relieves pain! It fights disease and cancer and strengthens the immune system! It eases your mind, it protects your heart and soothes your soul!

When you focus on the positive, the blessings and the humor and just do your thing and you stop worrying SO much about what every one else is thinking and doing and STOP taking life way too seriously... Awesomeness happens!

How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It’s like scientists aren’t even trying!

Sometimes my age is inappropriate for my behavior.

I’d like to THANK whoever saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!

Just because someone has cancer, it doesn't mean you stop laughing at them or making fun of them.

MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE!

LIFE is what YOU make it. Make sure it's AWESOME.

You can make the best of it or you can let it get the best of you. Those are your two choices.

I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.

Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB!

If your words, actions and intentions are not genuine, I have no use for you or room for you in my life.

Sometimes life gives you a little punch in the stomach... You just gotta catch your breath and keep going.

Acknowledging awesomeness is powerful, contagious, important and necessary!

A domesticated man makes my lady parts beep!

Eliminate all unnecessary negativity from your life and watch it change for the better.

Do not, for one more minute, spend your precious time and energy on or surround yourself with people who are less than you deserve.

You NEED to look back to remember the awesome memories, to remember the positive lessons you have learned, to help someone else learn from what you have lived and to see how far you have come.

They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!

If you change your way of thinking and being, you will change your way of seeing.

You can't NOT cross the street because you might get hit by a car.

The only true disability is the inability to accept and respect differences.

Stay positive, stay strong, stay together and just keep going!

Want less, need less, live more.

It's ok to think the way you think, just as long as you respect that it's not the only way.

Do things that count, but don't count the things you do.

Really think about what you want your eulogy to say about you, then live THAT.

Love and laughter are two of the most important universal cancer treatments on the planet. Overdose on them.

Cancer is WAY too serious to be taken seriously all the time.

If you think someone is AWESOME, tell them! The world NEEDS more of THAT!

If you let it bother you, it will bother you.

Always remember that the most important things in this life are not things. Stay safe, stay strong and stay together.

Hope for the best,brace yourself for the worst and no matter what you’re faced with, make a plan to KEEP GOING!

Don't compare yourself to other MOMS... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others.

Behind every successful woman are people who bring out the best in her, encourage her and cheer her on!

Love and laughter are stronger than cancer.

Marry the person who gives you the same feeling you get when you take the very first sip of COFFEE in the morning!

I’d rather be surround by people who make mistakes and have no problem admitting to them and learning from them than be surrounded by people who think they make none.

You can’t take anything in life WAY too seriously...Even the serious stuff!

Gratitude makes you a better, stronger, wiser person. Ingratitude makes you a negative, angry, miserable person. Which person do you choose to be?

If you have something genuine to say to another person that would make them feel super awesome about themselves and make their day... SAY IT! The world needs more of that! But no fake BS... the world doesn't need more of that. No.

My bed is the magical place where I love to overthink like a PSYCHO.

Hate destroys EVERYTHING except itself. Everything. Including you.

PARENTHOOD is journey of being driven to the BRINK of INSANITY and BACK...Like a YO YO!!

We are often so worried about what is going to happen that we can't enjoy what is happening NOW.

Don't ever let anyone bring you down, define who you are or destroy your AWESOMENESS.

Those who think they know it ALL don't know what they are missing!

I’m a MAMA! I’ve got REACTIONS & REFLEXES faster than any speeding bullet! HUGS & KISSES more POWERFUL than any drug! EYES in the back of my head! The amazing ABILITY to find stuff out to protect what I LOVE!And the STRENGTH to carry the weight of the world on my shoulders to keep my children safe from harm!

It's tough being AWESOME all the time, but the kids need someone to look up to!

Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It’s important & absolutely necessary!

Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!

AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!

Sometimes LIFE is rough and tough. That's still NO excuse for you to be.

Perfection doesn't exist here, AWESOME does.

People cannot live forever, but memories can. Never pass up an opportunity to create awesome memories with your special ones.

Two things define you in this life. Your attitude when you are at your highest and your attitude when you are at your lowest. Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom in order to recognize and define what truly matters.

We all have our things that we would rather live without. It's how we live with them when we have no choice that makes us or breaks us.

People who have NO ambition to make a difference in this life should not interrupt the people who DO.

Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!