S. L. Clemens Quotes

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.

S. L. Clemens

He is now fast rising from affluence to poverty.

S. L. Clemens

It were not best that we should all think alike it is difference of opinion that makes horseraces.

S. L. Clemens

Get your facts first and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.

S. L. Clemens

The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance stupidity and perjury.

S. L. Clemens

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?

S. L. Clemens

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

S. L. Clemens

This poor little one-horse town.

S. L. Clemens

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and then Success is sure.

S. L. Clemens

Modesty died when false modesty was born.

S. L. Clemens

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

S. L. Clemens

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.

S. L. Clemens