Robin Williams Quotes

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

An alcoholic is someone who can violate his standards faster than he can lower them.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Cricket is baseball on Valium.

Smile my boy, it’s sunrise

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.

Spring is nature's way of saying "Let's party!"

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.

Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table is ready.

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!