Robert Lynn Asprin Quotes

When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.

Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams

Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth

We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron

They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero

Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer

Just a little off the top!"- A. Boleyn

I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.

Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.

The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that he had them on "hold," a curious expression since it was the first time in half an hour he hadn't been holding one.

To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)