Richard Pryor Quotes

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.

Who you gonna believe, bitch? Me? or your lying eyes?

But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.