Nicole Peeler Quotes

I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs.

The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the other person's plate.

I was pretty sure I'd just had a nerdgasm.

I blinked at her, suddenly loathing her to the depths of my soul. Not only was she probably rather evil, and definitely thoroughly unpleasant, but she also didn't read.

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.