Neil Simon Quotes

There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.

I LOVE living, I have some problems with my LIFE, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

[Y]ou're young. Young takes care of everything.

When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles.

Sure it hurts, but if you love someone, you forgive them." BlancheSomethings you forgive, somethings you never forgive." Kate

Goldie Hawn is funny sexy beautiful talented intelligent warm and consistently sunny. Other than that she doesn't impress me at all.