Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 9

Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of us who will never be or have not yet been pushed or pulled into old age.
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To put an arrogant 'famous' singer in her place: pretend to be deaf.
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Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
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A 'black' man who draws a 'black' person with big lips is called observant. A 'white' man who does the same is called a racist.
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Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.
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Nothing holds back human progress as frequently as the misbelief that the words ‘impossible’ and ‘improbable’ are synonyms.
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Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.
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A social critic is someone whose work revolves around where and how our successes are failing us.
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If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.
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After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.
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We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (or recording a video).
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Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.
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When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.
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Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked.
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Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.
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The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it is possible to enjoy many if not most of the things that they enjoy without first having to own them.
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When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.
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Some of today’s slaves sleep on king size beds.
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We call talking about other people’s personal lives ‘gossip’ only if we aren’t or weren’t part of the conversation.
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Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.
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The news is glorified gossip.
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Poverty has deceived many of us into believing that some people who are in that state love the food, clothes, places, and people that they do not even like. The same can be said about wealth.
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Contrary to popular belief, some animals would not have each chosen to be a human being, if they were given the choice between being what they are and being human.
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Giving up isn't a deed. It is 'discontinuity' of a deed.
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Smartphones are tools which fools fiddle with when they are around people that they don’t have the courage, or, the intellect, to converse with.
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Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.
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Narcissism is as profitable to a model as scruffiness is to a homeless person.
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To a homeless man, home is literally where the heart is.
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Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than their neighbours.
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*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!
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An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.
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To see a man’s true colours, tell him that you don’t plan on having sex with him. To see a woman’s true colours, tell her that you don’t plan on marrying her.
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Being forever available to the rest of the world is overrated. I mean, what are 'missed calls' invented for?
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Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.
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A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.
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One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks.
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The only way to truly help most drug addicts and most alcoholics is to—instead of them—change reality.
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Many a rich man’s bed is bigger than many a poor woman’s bedroom; his bedroom, her house.
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Ambition’ is ‘greed’ rebranded.
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It is a sign of intellectual maturity to always crawl to conclusions.
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Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power to make a man do something he wouldn’t normally do and to make a woman do someone she wouldn’t normally do.
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A genius is a grown-up that did not grow up.
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A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with.
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Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.
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Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.
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Some people respect some people only because some people respect them.
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A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.
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Peanut butter is a poor man’s marmalade.
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We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.
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When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).
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Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.
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Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.
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If man was a logical creature: his last suspect—namely, his mouth—was going to be the first; whenever he thinks that someone, or, something is smelly.
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He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.
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Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.
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If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated.
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People who smoke would have probably been regarded as fools or insane, if only a percentage of people who smoke smoked.
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In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.
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Before civilization, artists painted for the living. Today, most paint for a living.
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It’s easy to write a sentence, paragraph, or book. What’s difficult is writing the best sentence, paragraph, or book, you can write.
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