Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 8

A bad handwriting is as annoying to a reader … as an irritating voice is to a listener.

If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.

A writer's pen depreciates with every word that it writes. Whereas she appreciates with every word that she writes.

Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns.

Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.

As uncomfortable as it might be, I refuse to let the comfort of being agreed with suffocate my opinions.

Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.

An ID number is only there to 'identify' human beings. Use it to assume people’s intellect or wisdom at your own risk.

Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.

Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.

In fiction: we find the predictable boring. In real life: we find the unpredictable terrifying.

To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.

The name of a great writer is usually bigger than the title of his book. Both literally and figuratively.

To become richer, earn more. To appear richer, move into a poorer neighborhood.

The present is the closest that you will ever get to the future.

To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is.

Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.

Creating is the closest thing to being immortal.

The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.

I am usually able to tolerate all kinds of victims of indoctrination except those who have been infected with xenophobia, racism, or homophobia.

Not every happy person is rich, and, Not every rich person is happy.

The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.

Chomie' is South African homosexual men’s unofficial name.

Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.

To put a dreamer in their place isn’t dreaming.

Most people do not have a problem with you thinking for yourself, as long as your conclusions are the same as or at least compatible with their beliefs.

Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.

One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.

We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.

Graphic designers judge a cover by its book.

A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable.

In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man.

For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.

Feminists who accept the claim made in The Book of Genesis, and, that God is a he, need to make their minds up.

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.

Free is he who is reputable for not being fearful of losing his reputation.

A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

Life curses some poor people with the love of luxury, while it blesses some with the very same thing.

I am obsessed with not being obsessed with acquiring material things.

What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.

School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.

I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all.

We are not as important to most people as we are to ourselves. As a matter of fact, we are—to most people—not important at all.

The present is an eternal attempt to separate the past from the future.

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.

Being in a hurry is the father of stress and worry.

We preoccupy ourselves with what we had — or what we want to have — at the expense of what we have.

Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.

Most people are not really scared of death. They are merely terrified of being taken to a mortuary and/or being buried or cremated and/or being forgotten.

You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.

Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.

Social networking platforms drove man closer to those in neighboring continents, while driving him further apart from those in his neighborhood.

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.

We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.

Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.

It is in the best interest of the rich to preserve poverty.

Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit.