Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 7

Everybody is talking about the Law of Attraction. Nobody is talking about the Law of Action.
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To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a ‘righteous’ form of prostitution.
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A first-rate story is easily killed by second-rate design.
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To gain height, lose all your tall friends.
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Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.
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Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.
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Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.
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88% of what we call good songs aren’t really good. They merely remind us of a good time we once had.
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Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.
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To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.
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Man is an extremely complex creature: he usually acts in an unselfish manner for selfish reasons.
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Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.
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Technology has transformed the world into a global village. And communities, families, friends, etc., into local islands.
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Distinctive facial features of a parent are poor people’s paternity test.
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Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.
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Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.
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When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.)
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Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor.
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An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.
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Life occasionally humbles us by making us turned on by someone whom we turn off.
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Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.
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Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.
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12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.
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Primary purposes of a mirror: (1) To help civilized men realize their imperfections, and, (2) To help the imperfect hide their imperfections.
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Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.
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There is absolutely nothing feminine about the colour pink, or, anything bad-luck'ish about the colour black — in itself.
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Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.
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A writer is merely a reader that had the guts to be read, and, heard.
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Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or cars only when they start being able to take ‘their’ house to work, funerals, weddings, etc.
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Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen.
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Back then: to be paid more, one needed to increase the number of things that are by him known. Today: to be paid more, one needs to increase the number of people by whom he is known.
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To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment.
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A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.
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Contrary to popular belief: Knowing where you are from will not really tell you where you are going. It will merely tell you why you are where you are.
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Because of self-doubt, the fear of failure, or laziness, most people usually bite off way less than they can chew.
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People who get offended by your not saying 'Thank you!' … after they’ve paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be thanked.
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Back then: to be regarded as well-known, one had to be great. Today: to be regarded as great, one has to be well-known.
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There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.
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There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.
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There really is no correlation between age and one’s bank balance. I’ve met wealthy boys and broke men.
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Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.
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It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.
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Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
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For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.
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Some books sold because they are (said to be) great. Some are (said to be) great because they sold.
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Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.
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A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.
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To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.
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You are not walking slow enough, when taking a walk, if you do not come across as bored or depressed (to the average sane person).
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*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.
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The only things that old age comes standard with: grey hair and wrinkles. Wisdom and intellect are earned.
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To take away a man’s sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants.
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He who fails to achieve a dream set by himself is more honorable than he who succeeds in achieving a dream set by his society.
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Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.
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Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.
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A genius is a grownup that remained a kid.
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When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.
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The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.
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We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.
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To masturbate is to imagine: physically.
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