Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 5

Clothes are a homeless man’s home.
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AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.
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For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.
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Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that.
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Life’s most rewarding forms of being: Being patient, and, being yourself.
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Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve.
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88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.
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Sustainability is best illustrated by those who sell food … just so they afford something to eat.
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Intellect is the virtue of ignoring one’s emotions’ attempt to contaminate one’s opinions.
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Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.
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Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.
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We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.
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Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.
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Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.
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Most people do not want much. All they want is to be envied by most people.
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The fear of failure is a liability.
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Some women are good-looking … until they change their hairstyle.
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Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.
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Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.
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Ownership breeds slavery: with every single thing that you acquire, comes a new worry of not losing that thing.
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Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.
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Hanging around people you’re smarter than is good for your ego. Hanging around people who are smarter than you is good for your intellect.
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The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.
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A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people.
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Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.
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You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.
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Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only thing that a woman can do better than them is being a woman.
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We are, or rather our natural desire to evade pain and to attain pleasure is, the primary reason we do or say every single thing we do or say.
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Our thoughts, feelings and whereabouts: Food we dish up on plates called photographs and status updates; to feed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.; beasts with insatiable appetites.
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We are generally treated based on how much or little we have, earn, or know—or seem to have, earn, or know.
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Sunglasses are more useful to a blind man than freedom of speech is to a man who does not think for himself.
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Man would rather be loved for what he has, than be hated for what he lacks.
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There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
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Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.
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Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.
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The boring thing about being interesting is that you bore boring people.
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Expensive clothing is a poor man’s attempt to appear prosperous.
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A tapping foot isn’t the best a listener can get from a song: A good song makes a listener dance. A great song makes him think.
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Rich men use most of their money to get richer. Poor men use most of their money to look richer.
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Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one’s Tuesday.
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Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.
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Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off.
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Eyes are a deaf man’s ears. Ears are a blind man’s eyes.
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An agnostic is a creature that is religiously skeptical whenever it is told that God exists … or that He doesn’t.
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Generally, people need less than a quarter of what they want.
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Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned.
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You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.
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Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.
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As an unavoidable result of the inevitable loss of some physical and/or some mental abilities, many a man who has been alive for many years has become a boy again.
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A moral judgment of abortion is the usage of a man-made ideology to judge a man-made technology.
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There’s a very fine line between being broke and being humble.
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The older you get, the easier it is for you to distinguish between your friends and people you are not seeing for the first time.
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Miracles' rely on their observer’s ignorance. 'Perfection' relies on the observer’s failure to notice the observed’s defects.
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The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.
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Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work.
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The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like.
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Speaking one’s mind once is more honorable than quoting a thousand men.
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Whenever they are given the choice, some people choose a bath over a shower; they, too, would like to do their bit to waste water.
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If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.
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Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.
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