Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 4

In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist.

Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.

A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.

Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.

Professional’ does not necessarily mean that the person so labelled is good or knows what they are doing. In many a case, it merely means that they do whatever that they are a professional at for a living, not as a hobby.

The modern man is usually in a hurry to get to a destination from which he will sooner or later suffer from and at times complain about boredom.

Thanks to the internet, you can provoke thoughts of those in mansions, from the uncomfortableness of your shack.

Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

A freedom-fighter is a slave to freedom.

In a society that prioritizes man’s health, a cleaner is more important than a lawyer.

There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.

The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.

Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm.

Never judge the deeds of a starving man while you’re on a full tummy.

A soldier is a killer painted hero.

To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with that, then how in the name of God do you differentiate between a man’s girlfriend and a girl that is a friend to the man?

To halve the number of times that other people hurt you: halve the number of expectations that you have from other people.

Juice is a poor man’s dessert.

Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.

Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.

Needs are imposed by nature. Wants are sold by society.

*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream.

Being shy is a symptom of a low self-esteem.

An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant.

When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she must be good in bed.

A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.

As common as unplanned sex. As uncommon as a planned child.

Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.

To be a better cook, cook more. To be a better writer, read more.

Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.

Committees kill unconventional ideas for a living.

Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood.

Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents.

Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.

Females and boys are the only creatures that propose others for friendship. As for the rest of us, friendship sort of just happens.

Don’t obsess over having the 'latest' version of a product. For there was a time that the previous version was the latest.

He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.

Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.

Most parents are not really ‘supportive’ because they want their kid(s) to succeed; they ‘support’ their kid(s) as an attempt to avoid appearing to have bred a failure, or, failures … in the eyes of their peers and/or neighbours.

Beliefs are conclusions reached by men who are lazy to think for themselves.

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.

Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the opportunity to be a master, if such an opportunity presents or had presented itself.

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.

Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny.

Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.

The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to please Society, the very same bitch that secretly regards them as subhuman.

In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.

The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.

You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.

It is a sign of arrogance to be mad at someone for not acting as per your advice, especially if it was unsolicited.

He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn’t smile when they say that he rocks.

Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

When it comes to things such as sugar and rice, most people believe that brown is superior to white. But when it comes to human beings, they believe that the opposite is true.