Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 3

Most people do not mind dying, as long as that does not happen today.
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Some people are still alive only because they find being dead more boring than being alive.
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A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched.
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When coming to sex: First served, first come.
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Culture, religion, and education, are conspiracies to standardize worldviews.
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I tend to avoid people who always have something to say … and those who expect me to always have something to say.
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Not everyone who has helped or is helping you wanted or wants to help you.
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Being called ‘love’ or ‘my love’ by someone doesn’t necessarily mean that you are loved or even liked by them.
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There’s no such thing as a good or bad person: there are just people who have each been or seem to have been good or bad to you, someone, or some people, thus far.
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Nothing matters when you are dead, and, you are dead when nothing matters.
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No single bad person regards themselves as a bad person.
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Whenever I encounter writer’s block, I stop writing … with my hands; and I then start writing with my legs.
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The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.
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Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks.
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When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.
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If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.
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Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership.
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Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it.
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Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.
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Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.
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A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.
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In a materialistic society, man is likely to value the opinion of a rich man over that of a poor one; even when coming to opinions that have absolutely nothing to do with moneymaking.
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Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.
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Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.
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When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets.
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Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.
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It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy every random person who made or makes a lot of money (or money that exceeds what you made or make).
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One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex.
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The boring thing with taking a walk with someone is that your thoughts are then dictated by the subject or subjects of your conversation and that is made worse by the fact that most sane people are terrified of silence whenever they are with or near someone.
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People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.
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People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.
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To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.
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Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.
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Happiness is a temporary recurring human experience.
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Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.
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If there were something that Mother Nature or God could do with money, She or He would have sold immortality to the rich a long time ago.
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You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
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We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.
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Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear … than a fact that he wishes was an opinion.
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The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.
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Religion makes people kill each other. Science supplies them with weapons.
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A belief is an uneducated guess.
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Reality is a hallucination shared by most sane men.
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Some of the people we feel sorry for feel sorry for us for thinking that they are the ones who should be felt sorry for.
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In a materialistic society, the dead body of a rich man’s dog is regarded as a corpse; that of a poor man, a carcass.
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Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.
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Success is subjective. Your dream bank balance could be someone else’s nightmare.
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Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.
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You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.
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Dating a wo/man with a kid is the new adoption.
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Politics and Sport were invented to give unknowledgeable people an opportunity to share their knowledge.
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Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.
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It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
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The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*
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Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not all underdeveloped and developing countries look up to and aspire to someday be developed countries.
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Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.
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A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.
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Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.
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A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold.
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A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date.
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