Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 2

A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.

More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.

Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.

To teach, learn. To learn, teach.

Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.

Knowing more than someone does not necessarily mean that you know every single thing they know.

Most of the people who have verbally asserted that ‘there is no master of pronounciation’ have intentionally made a claim and unintentionally made their claim believable. (It is ‘pro-nun-ciation’ not ‘pro-noun-ciation’.)

He who says that someone isn’t himself is a victim of statistics.

The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.

A makeover is the rebranding of a human being.

The pleasure or the benefit that the object of our deed derives from it is every now and then greater or even more important than the one we derive from the deed.

A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to smile at the camera.

Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.

Employment was invented to make education seem useful.

Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five hundred, fifty, or even five dollars are way more important to the lives of most human beings than the lives of most human beings.

The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief.

Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.

Those who find it hypocritical of others to use, say, a smartphone, to speak ill of capitalism, needs to be reminded that capitalism is an ideology, not a technology.

Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health.

Poverty, like obesity, has the tendency to add at least ten years to the appearance of its victims, especially those who are over the age of twenty.

We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.

A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.

An artist that makes art merely to meet a demand is a slave to what his patrons wants to see, or, hear.

Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.

More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all of the things that we can do … and pretty much all of the things that we cannot do.

The civilized man is technologically ahead of — intellectually behind — his time.

Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.

Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever.

You don’t tell a boy that he is a boy. You simply act like a man.

You know a man is interesting when you forget to notice how expensive — or cheap — his clothes are.

There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.

Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.

We usually learn from debates that we seldom learn from debates.

A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.

Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity.

You don’t really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the least in an exam.

Judge not the value of a friend by the number of boy- or girlfriends they helped you get. But by the number of books they’ve recommended to you.

Not all truths hurt. And not all that is hurtful is truthful.

Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.

He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.

The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten.

I will only start taking book reviews seriously from the day that books are able to review readers.

Some people are so boring that you are more bored when you are with them … than when you are alone.

Though you can love what you do not master, you cannot master what you do not love.

Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.

To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing.

A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.

Self-employment killed the weekend.

You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.

We owe some of our successes to people who did not want to help us more than we do to those who have helped us.

When rich, being poor seems *adventurous.*

The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm.

Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society’s disapproval.

An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.

A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.

We are all 'foreigners' to [the remainder of: the human race minus our countrymen].

The only thing I hate about good people is that they like making their being good people bad people’s problem.

Memories rob us of the present.