Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 13

Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.

A love triangle is a threesome delayed.

If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday.

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.

It is as difficult for most poor people to truly believe that they could someday escape poverty as it is for most wealthy people to truly believe that their wealth could someday escape them.

A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.

Unlike wealth, fame makes it easier for some men and more difficult for some to sleep around.

Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption … without the paperwork.

The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.

Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love, only because they do not want to have a reason or another reason to be jealous of the person who would eventually be their lover if they let go of them.

The more you know, the less you talk. The less you talk, the more you know.

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.

Not every person that speaks less than you do is more ignorant than you are.

The only reason that some people aren’t ashamed of their parents and/or siblings is because they know that we know that they did not choose them.

Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.

Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.

You cannot sensibly expect a starving 'God-fearing' man to honor the 8th commandment.

Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.

The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.

Weekends are an employee’s parole.

Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of being sincerely happy for at least ten consecutive days.

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.

Plagiarism is the fear of a blank page.

He who acquired all his wealth by *being at the right place at the right time* is hypocritical by being angry for losing all his wealth because of his *being at the wrong place at the wrong time.*

If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.

As we all know, as if forever exploiting or attempting to exploit each other were not enough, a group of sane human beings who have just reached the end of a war against a common enemy of theirs will sooner or later start or continue killing and/or fighting against each other.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet under.

In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a somebody whenever he is in his own yard a man who is a nobody whenever he is in his employer’s yard.

A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.

In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.

The continuation of man’s life is more attributable to his fear of death than it is to his desire to live. As a matter of fact, in countless cases, it is attributable to only the former.

Life entertains humble men by giving men with below average looks (intellect, knowledge, etc.) an above average self-esteem.

Sometimes it is the reader that sucks, not the book.

If we were rational enough to judge what we are fed based on what we are fed, those in the business of selling us hope (i.e., public speakers, presidents, priests, etc.) wouldn't wear suits.

We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.

Civilization is the commercialization of survival.

Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.

How much man likes or hates a person or a thing is dependent on how much he knows or does not know about the person or the thing.

To fail, try to please your critics. To please your critics, try to fail.

If life really begins at forty, then all poor people die in their teens.

We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.

An afro is a poor man’s haircut.

Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.

There is nothing wrong with being wrong.

A son is an unfulfilled man’s last attempt to fulfill his unfulfilled dreams.

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.

To hear how much of a great human being you were — even if you really weren’t — open your ears at your funeral.

*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.

To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.

Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate.

Being a 'good' parent is more about the parent, and, less about the 'supposedly-could-have-been-bad' child.

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn’t.

Meeting, for the first time in person, someone that you’ve ‘known’ for sometime online = Taking the relationship to the ‘previous’ level.

When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.