Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 11

Technically, all tattoos are temporary, even permanent ones.

A model is an actor without a voice.

When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made.

Technically, you cannot really own a book you bought; you can only own the sheets of paper your copy is printed on; unless, of course, you are the book’s publisher.

The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you raising?’ are not identical in all cases: some men are not taking care of their own children, some are knowingly or unknowingly raising other men’s children, and some do not even know that they each have a child, another child, or other children.

Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.

The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.

Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.

People who complain about something that they cannot do anything about are as irritating as those who complain about something that they can do something about.

12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.

Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.

Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.

Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.

Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many women, whereas some women’s greatest achievement is refusing to sleep with such a man.

Chances are that whatever that you are worried about—be it a person or a thing—isn’t worried about you.

In the Bible, a woman was made from a man. In real life, a man is made from a woman.

To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.

Without doing one cannot fail. But one cannot succeed either.

Every artist takes their final work to the grave.

Many marriages would have been laid to rest a long time ago, if they were not on a life-support machine called other people’s opinions and/or expectations.

Men (who cheat) do not cheat because they are dogs. They are (regarded as) dogs because they cheat.

Because of the power that we have given money: The government would rather have taxpayers who do not vote, than voters who do not pay tax.

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.

After our loved one dies: we cry, not because they left; but because they left us.

Sense isn’t democratic. A senseless opinion that’s advocated by 'the majority' is still senseless.

An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks.

A realist is a slave to reality.

Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.

I am against justice … whenever it is carried out by a mob.

In many a case, the phrase ‘I’d like to get to know you better’ is a euphemism for ‘I want us to fuck.

Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.

A cowardly critique starts with a compliment.

Insurance companies sell what might happen tomorrow. Historians sell what certainly happened yesterday.

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.

Technically, according to the notion of the will of God, there is no such a thing as a competent surgeon.

With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles.

Back in the day, it was either both a mother and her daughter had pubic hair, or the daughter didn’t. Today, in many a case, the mother is the one who doesn’t.

Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma.

Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.

An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream—in that particular month.

Dear Whoever-that-just-found-out-that-they-have-a-terminal-illness, don't let that put you down. Technically, we are all dying.

Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.

In some rare cases, a friendship between two people benefits both of them, and what’s more, in some rarer cases, it benefits both of them equally.

School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.

To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet.

Your friends love you for who you are. Your family loves you for what you are.

Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect, looks, sex appeal, etc.).

Faeces by any other name would smell as gross

Critiquing a doer isn’t doing.

Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important.

In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that has left her man for another.

Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.

Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.

Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.

When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time.

We sometimes reveal how ignorant or bored we were when we read a book by giving it 5-stars.

A slice of bread eaten is a million times more nourishing than a loaf of bread imagined.

Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.