Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 10

A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.
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Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion.
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Most sane human beings who are over the age of six usually act or react not as per what they genuinely feel or really think but in accordance with the expectations of those around them.
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A writer’s primary goal is to make sense. The bookstore’s is to make cents.
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Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.
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You can only be twice someone’s age once.
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Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve
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Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.
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Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.
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Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls.
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Sleeping is the most common attempt to temporarily escape reality.
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When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.
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To a misogynist: To err is woman.
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Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.
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For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.
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Growing up is childish.
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Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.
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Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.
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It is humanly impossible to be selfless. As a matter of fact, human beings are inherently selfish.
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Saying that someone is full of themselves is silly. Who else can one be full of … except self?
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With the exception of a gun, starvation is the only thing that is capable of making an insane man lose his mind.
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It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
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Air freshener is man’s pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion.
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When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.
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We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.
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School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.
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You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them.
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In her 20′s, a woman’s breasts double her self-esteem. In her 40′s, they halve it.
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An editor is someone who is paid to tell a writer what she thinks about how he wrote what he thinks about.
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You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.
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The office’ is a cemetery of dreams.
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Life demands more thinking than remembering.
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To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring — read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring — read a book.
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Intelligence is a way of thinking, not a choice of words.
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With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy’s downfall.
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We are slaves whose masters are dead. For we are mostly controlled by doctrines which were established centuries heretofore.
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Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.
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A murderer is a killer without a uniform.
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School forces unique individuals to think, act, and, look alike.
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If being seen as worthy of employing is the best that school does for the schooled, then school is overrated.
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Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper.
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Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.
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Not everybody that says that you suck is a hater. There are people who suck.
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To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.
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The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.
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To be enslaved then, you needed to be ignorant. To be enslaved today, you need to be knowledgeable.
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Science gave us forensics. Law gave us crime.
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Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).
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Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys.
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An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.
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A ‘normal person’ is what is left after society has squeezed out all unconventional opinions and aspirations out of a human being.
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The media made the masses to find not-so-skinny women appear not-so-beautiful … in the eyes of the remote holder.
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We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
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If history really forever repeats itself: then, it has always been then.
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The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.
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Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.
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The rich are poor without the poor's acknowledgment of money.
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The religious worry about life after death at the expense of life before death.
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To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.
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We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.
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