M.F. Moonzajer Quotes - Page 4

Too many things can be free in this world, but freedom is never among them.

I like to see you fully naked like the complete moon.

Your success is dependent upon what you do when you do not want to.

Religion serves all of us; men, women, gays, straights, blacks, whites, Americans and Indians. If it does not comply with our needs, wishes and happiness, then religion without a doubt is a plague that must be stopped.

Hold me like you hold the hand of a little kid who needs you in loneliness, bite my fingers like you bite a giggling kid in front of her friends, and play with me like you play with a kid who only has a few days to live.

A good religious is the one who fights against the religion for the sake of religion.

I am an atheist but I promise whenever there is complete freedom of religion I would worship you as my private and individual God.

A man, who does not commit an evil act either, has no opportunity or the stomach.

The way religion makes thousands believe is itself a miracle.

I am not sure how evil religion by nature is, but I have no doubt of its stupidity and insanity in practice.

Age does not matter in most relationships, but in marriage, it matters a lot. If you marry a younger you have to baby sit, and if you marry an older, you have to follow orders.

Instead of crying and begging for your love, you can stand and fight for it.

Most of your heritage comes from your culture, stupidity is one of them.

There will always be a moment to feel sorry for the mistakes, but indeed it is not today.

The enemy is over there and we are still seeking revenge from the nature.

It only takes a Romeo for every girl to become a Juliet.

Arrogance and selfishness are not the only reasons behind our loneliness, but most often we used to be alone because of them.

Chewing and barking do not make you a dog, you need the patience.

If you look accurately into your life , it is full of fun and enjoyment.

Not all the relationships deserve loving and all the lies worth to regret.

Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing.

Writing a book is like raising a child, the only difference is you don’t have the fucking part in writing a book.

When you write about justice, you better forget who is going to be hurt.

The weakest nations always blame others for their failures.

If you want to have your dreamed husband, you better not wake up; because in real life, all men are assholes.

You are alone, I am alone; we don’t get together why we complain so much.

When life gives you someone very special, you don’t have to dream anymore

I think we have underestimated their Gods; they have made millions stupid, and we are even not able to get one out of that stupidity.

How you expect the heaven, when you make someone else’s life hell.

If we are really committed, we better get start taking care of our shit.

Heterosexuality is the enjoyment with fear, the pleasure with responsibility and the lust with concerns.

I would consider all women as my mother but not all girls as my sisters.

Climbing towards fame, recognition and popularity is very much pleasant; but all its sweetness does not count even for a day of going down.

I hate the nature of humans, how much you get closer that much they run away.

When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like a camera, everyone says it is just an environmental friendly lighting. Well, I cannot really trust it and I am not taking the risk of circulating my naked photos around.

We will always have enough reasons to justify what we believe and what we do not believe.

If our relationships are not all about sex, then we must not make homosexuality a matter of concern.

I can’t simulate you with moon, moon is fully naked and you are fully clothed.

Let’s appreciate and welcome the arrival of a new prophet The one who can be Reasonable and rational Realistic and democratThe one who respects the rights of women and childrenAnd does not make everyone slave of his nationLet’s do not whip some virgin pregnant womenThey may have Christ in their belly Let’s arrange a new miracle That can be little rationale and less awkward Maybe an application (software) or a gadget That can make us smile Or let’s build a green park that children could play and be happy And let’s bring a little educated prophetNot like the old one Illiterate! Marrying 10 to 12 women and waging warMaybe someone who does not blind the world by his Eye to eye policy and manifestation A little kind and a little rational

Do not complain about two things; your job and your position, because you can always change them.

People say it is impossible to get out of stupidity; well, I was born religious and here I am an atheist.

Your water is in the bottles, and my water is in the bucket, but we are brothers? I am collecting garbage, and you are in the bed, but we are sisters? My fingers are broken, and your hands are so soft, but we are family? Your God is like an angel, and my God is like an evil, but we are equal? My stomach is empty, and your stomach is so big, but we are humans?

Sex before love is like a bandage before a wound.

A lie with confidence is more powerful than a truth without it.

We all have paid the cost of our success.

Love is not about liking, loving and caring, but appreciation, understanding and devotion.

Enjoy your freedom today, leave the regret for tomorrow.

Leaders unify nations by creating an external enemy, and nations make that dream comes true.

Half of the world population is dying from poverty and hunger and still you think you are not rich enough.

Every morning when I wake up, I kiss her forehead as symbol of gratitude and appreciation and she repays me back with a lovely smile.

Even if the climate change is not real, its funds are real.

Forgive those whose actions are the outcome of their personality, and forget those whose personalities are the outcome of their actions.

To live a normal life, you just have to believe nothing is normal.

I feel I am the perfect lover, because I love equally all beautiful girls.

Imagine for a moment that life has given you everything you dream about, but you won’t be happy, because happiness comes when you pursue your dreams, otherwise it is not your dream, but charity.

A parent who cannot provide the basic needs of two children, must not even bear one.

Even the right is wrong from the other side.

Where logic reaches, religion leaves.

A woman does not marry with a man for his wealth, unless he is too rich and a man does not marry with a girl for her beauty, unless she is too beautiful.

You can’t play with everything that looks playable, I guess even a child knows that.