Lily Tomlin Quotes

Just remember, we're all in this alone.

To me, 'sexual freedom' means freedom from having to have sex.

I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

There will be sex after death we just won't be able to feel it.

Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying and when God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less.

I have always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.

The road to success is always under construction

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

I've always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.

If love is the answer could you rephrase the question?

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

We're all in this together - by ourselves.

We're all in this together ... alone.

If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.