Kin Hubbard Quotes

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet subtle satisfaction without the risk.

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit

Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.

I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.

Some fellows pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.