Gary Larson Quotes

I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.