Elaine Dundy Quotes

To accuse the American male of not bathing in Paris is merely to flatter him.

For someone who likes to get around as much as I do, I really travel quite badly. Planes frighten me, boats bore me, trains make me dirty, cars make me car-sick. And practically nothing can equal the critical dismay with which I first greet the sight of new places.

You're not playing the game," he said grimly. "English gossip isn't supposed to get back to the person it's about.