David Letterman Quotes

This guy put the suck in success.

She represents the country Alamonia.

Labour day is a great American holiday that peoplecelebrate by going out and buying products made in China

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Ladies and gentlemen after what I've been through I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.