Crystal Woods Quotes

Was I on something? Yes, love. The strongest drug there is.

My spirit is free. My heart is taken.

I had a dream about you last night. I was alone on a dark night and you came to me as a firefly. I knew it was you because you were the brightest.

I had a dream that Mark Wahlberg and his wife were our neighbors and we had dance parties in our living room and drank wine from Solo cups. I remember being confused as to why they lived in a regular neighborhood, or why it didn't seem to make anyone awkward that I had Marky's Calvin ads up in the living room.

Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married.

Many have balls but only a few have heart.

I had this dream about you last night. We were still married. I was giving you a haircut, like I always did, being careful to trim around the scar on the back of your head. I’m sorry I sometimes forgot it and left you with a bald spot. And, I’m sorry we didn’t work out. But you look pretty happy on Instagram.

I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you.

Drink up my honey eyes,Kiss them shut every night,And be my 'one' all my life.

She was always looking for guarantees in a world of none.

I’d tell you what happened, but I can’t remember all of it. And I don't wanna put words in my dreams thoughts.

It's hard to say which I like more, the perfectly happy days or the hours right after we've ended a good fight.

Butterflies. Everyday.

Even when I'm sleeping, I go to places where you are.

A sunset is the sun’s fiery kiss to the night.

I've had these demons for years, maybe for my whole life. Then you came along to provoke them, expose them, and eventually rid me of them, because I believe you're the only human that can.

I’m passing the bar Where you first got in my car I’m not ashamed to admit That it’s you I won’t forget I saved your cigarettes andBad habits I regret But the hours flew by like cloudsWhenever I had you around Parachute loverTake me awayFrom the plane that went crashing And the earth that’s in flamesSaving you is saving me High above the redwood treesBut down below I see shadows And parachute debris We're drifting like children Along for the rideEach time we find love Another parachute arrivesOur madness will burn As bright as the sunAnd I’ll keep finding lovers But you were the one

I know I'm not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I'll be forever in your heart. 

Help people.Be interested.Make a difference.Live passionately.Go comando.

The monsters were never under our bed, but in the forest our future.

I wrote this about you, about our love, our story. And I feel so damn lucky that others in this world, strangers in other parts, can steal a piece of what we have and feel so lucky too.

Even before we met and long after we're both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I'm forever and ever in love with you.

No one can make you 'better' emotionally, mentally, spiritually or physically. You have to find this for yourself. You have to taste that brutal moment when you're crying in a corner of the room, curled up on the floor and you think this is your end. You have to fight to stand up, literally. And you have to walk over to your reflection and scream, scream it all out. Then you have pick up your sword and fight and never quit. This is your life. Don't let those bastards win.

Can you still want something you already have? Absolutely. Everyday.

(Divorce)We’ll remarry someday when we’ve grown, Like royalty who’ve earned the throne. An aisle made of gold, To have and to hold.My dress made of rags, A suit that’s so torn.All eyes are on me,But mine only on you. You give your hand,A king to his queen,But know this darling,Mulligans aren’t for the weak. By changing the rules,We’re changing the war,The wounds that we’ve known,Battle stains on the floor.But from this day on,The same as before, You are the apple,My eyes still adore.Worth more than one shot,Though we’ll face the worst a lot,Better days will come,If we stay and don’t run.And if a wave takes us out,I know we’ll figure it out. And if the current takes us in, I know we’ll do it all again.

People are like songs to me. About 60 seconds in, I'll know whether or not to add them to my 'favorites.

You’ve jerked my heart more than your dick.

I'd prefer to die in Texas when I'm old. They say most good things end the same way they started, and that's where I entered the world, so that's how I'll leave it. 

I had a dream about you. You were a stranger playing a gig in this pub where I was waitressing. I felt like I knew you or needed to, so I asked you to have a few drinks with me. Then my alarm went off. I sat up in bed to see you still sleeping. I’m glad I decided to wear a kilt that summer while I was in school.

And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn't really lose anything, except respect for everyone.

I'm such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I've been up against, you'd want my autograph. I'm a real life superhero.

True love is wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone you would sometimes also like to strangle.

When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.

Don't forget to breathe deep from your gut and attempt to see every day as the ultimate last one. Live in it like it's your last interactions, last experiences, your last time in the sun, and tomorrow comes.

I had a dream about you last night. You were at my door. We had forgotten what we used to fight about. So, I let you in and we made coconut pancakes like it was the very first time.

She lives like tomorrow isn't coming and yesterday never happened.

When I was just a cute little caterpillar, you loved me. So I became a butterfly so you would never leave.

If everyone could just live near the ocean, I think we'd all be happier. It's hard to be down about anything knee deep in the sand.

Time flies, whether you’re wasting it or not.

I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you.

You might never comprehend my madness. But it stands behind my undying love for you. You're the object of my everything. I’m sorry I’ve been stupid lately.

As we get older, it matters less where you are and more who you're with.

I had a dream about you last night. Our vices had wings and our fears could breathe fire. There was nowhere to hide and we were trapped alive. So you reached for your sword and slashed my arm, waking me and saving my life.

I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me to get ready. So I shaved your legs, made up your face and gave you lashes. An hour later you thanked God for not making you a woman.

If there's something I'm not good at, it's usually because I just organically despise it. I can't help that. I'm fabulous at too many other things to waste my time faking it.

The irony of the human heart is that it’s tormented both by the presence and absence of it’s own soul’s counterpart.

Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less.

Falling in love is easy. Falling in love with the same person repeatedly is extraordinary.

Life's a battlefield, and we remain loyal to those who fight for us; those who'd die for us.

To all those who care, You can't forever. Time steals the years,And your reflection in the mirror.But I can still see the story in your eyes, And your timeless passion that’s never died.While your skin became tired,Your heart became strong,The present became the past,And your memories like a song.And though the moment at hand is all that we have, You’ve taught me to live it like it is our last.Since two words don't say ‘thank you’ the way they are meant to,I'll try all my life to be something like you.

He's unconventionally attractive and yet coincidentally everything I've ever wanted.

You turn me on from across the room, and I’ll completely melt if you come any closer.

Just as the world spun us into existence, it will spin on long after we are gone.

I had a dream about you last night. I was writing a ‘Sex for dummies-Christians That Secretly What to be Porn Stars- 1st edition.’ And you helped me with the illustrations.

When nothing is at stake, everything's a waste.

I had a dream about you last night, for the millionth time! We did what we always do in my dreams. We talked, but we never made out. How come I still dream about you if we never freaking make out?

I dreamt that ‪@mark_wahlberg‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ and his wife were our neighbors and we had dance parties in our living room and drank wine from solo cups. Everyone said I danced like I was doing parkour, and everyone laughed, until I fell off the roof and broke my neck.-Crystal Woods and Jarod Kintz

I'm convinced that not all units of time are equal.

When all the fights stop, so does the passion.

He said he loved more than any other women he's ever loved and I had a black eye to prove it.