Buffy Andrews Quotes

Hey Revision. You can be a pain but you do make Book better.

As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.

The best kind of day is a writing day

If you see it in Strunk and White it's so.

I'm trying to give my character voice but he won't speak.

It’s a great day to write a best-seller.

I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.

Sometimes the writing just comes and we're like, oh yeah. Gotta love when that happens.

Write on!

Trying to get an agent is like standing in line to be picked for kickball. Pick me! Pick me! ...Dang, last again.

Do you remember the time, Mike,” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.

Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences -- even if you're right.

I don’t do math.

Show me the contract.

If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble!

Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.

Conflict. Conflict. Where art thou conflict?

Caught red-handed for exclamation abuse.

I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.

Me to characters: talk to me people.

I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.

You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.

A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.

The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it’s too late and you’re face down eating sand.

Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can’t fight for themselves. And every time I win a case, I not only win for the victim, but also for me.

Climax: It's all downhill from here.

A cliffhanger is when ...

The power of the delete key.

The pimple is perfect.

Good editors are priceless.

I wear the writer pants in the family.

Writer. Another word for poor.

Three words for a writer: Make me care.

I'm in love with writing, but sometimes I swear it hates me.

If rejections were cash, I'd be rich

Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric.

One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long ago and that everything you had hoped for is never going to happen. You can’t control it any more than you can control that big wave from getting stronger before it nails you. All you can do is prepare and hope that when it hits, you’ll survive.

I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let you squash my hopes and dreams. (Slams door) So there!

Rejection. Rejection. You can't handle rejection!