Brian Spellman Quotes - Page 2

To Americans, either/or means both.

It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.

If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense … sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.

If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.

Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.

The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.

My son, I don’t believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. I’d prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword ... unless he's a general.

Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.

All surgery and no makeup make Jack a dull girl.

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.