Bill Cosby Quotes

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

Parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

There's no labor a man can do that's undignified if he does it right.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head...

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

I've noticed the customers in health food stores. They are pale skinny people who usually look half dead. In a steak house you see robust ruddy people. They're dying of course but they look terrific.

If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow children to come back home.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

gray hair is gods graffiti