Anonymous Quotes - Page 19

End of a matter is better than its beginning

Our prayers are often filled with selfish "wants" God always answers with what we need.

Prayer changes things.

Do not be deceived: bad company corrupts good morals.

My husband wasn't listening when the doctor asked for "a urine stool and semen sample" . . . so I just told him they wanted his shorts.

I hope I look as good as my mother does when I reach the age she says she isn't.

Professional life is like a fire hydrant. You spend all of your time putting out fires and standing your ground against the big dogs.

Meaningless! Meaningless!”says the Teacher.“Utterly meaningless!Everything is meaningless.”What do people gain from all their laborsat which they toil under the sun?Generations come and generations go,but the earth remains forever.The sun rises and the sun sets,and hurries back to where it rises.The wind blows to the southand turns to the north;round and round it goes,ever returning on its course.All streams flow into the sea,yet the sea is never full.To the place the streams come from,there they return again.All things are wearisome,more than one can say.The eye never has enough of seeing,nor the ear its fill of hearing.What has been will be again,what has been done will be done again;there is nothing new under the sun.Is there anything of which one can say,“Look! This is something new”?It was here already, long ago;it was here before our time.No one remembers the former generations,and even those yet to comewill not be rememberedby those who follow them.

don't look back, you are not going that way

Don't be afraid to go after what you want to do and what you want to be, and don't be afraid to pay the price to get it.

Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.(Jesus, in Mark 11:24)

and if i asked you to name all the things that you love, how long would it take for you to name yourself?

Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

Pray if thou canst with hope but ever pray though hope be weak or sick with long delay pray in the darkness if there be no light and if for any wish thou dare not pray then pray to God to cast that wish away.

A scout is a boy who dresses like a schmuck. A scoutmaster is a schmuck who dresses like a boy.

Jesus did many other things as well. If every one of them were written down, I suppose that even the whole world would not have room for the books that would be written.

If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.

Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.

A true heart may not talk with you everyday or may not meet you every time but always thinks about you and your memories

Those who want rain, must also accept the mud.

And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

Angels do not enter a house where there is a dog.

After years of mocking L.A. for its smog the people of Denver are now coughing out of the other side of their mouths.

Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.

Life is a jig saw puzzle with most of the pieces missing.

A little help is worth a great deal of pity.

Morality established from Science is the key to understanding Coexistence.Science based on Morality is the reason we have prejudice for things we don't understand.

He is not rich that possesses much but he that is content with what he has.

I get my exercise being a pallbearer for those of my friends who believed in regular running and calisthenics.

We are nearer to him than his jugular vein.

My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me.

Gentleman: one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

In Business, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

I’ve created the most beautiful things out of my sadness.

The Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden and there he put the man whom he had formed.

Oh the shrewdness of their shrewdness when they're shrewd. And the rudeness of their rudeness when they're rude But the shrewdness of their shrewdness and the rudeness of their rudeness Are nothing to their goodness when they're good.

Never let the sadness of your past and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present.

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?

God bless me and my son John Me and my wife him and his wife Us four and no more.

Everybody lives for something better to come.

Feed my lambs, shepherd my sheep.

He'd give the devil ulcers.

After our honeymoon I felt like a new man. She said she did too.

Self-searching is the means by which we bring new vision action and grace to bear upon the dark and negative side of our natures. With it comes the development of that kind of humility that makes it possible for us to receive God's help. ... We find that bit by bit we can discard the old life-the one that did not work-for a new life that can and does work under conditions whatever.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Whilst Adam slept Eve from his side arose Strange his first sleep would be his last repose.

The life of this world is but a sport and a pastime.

When you blame others you give up your power to change.

This is the beginning of a new day. God has given me this day to use as I will. I can waste it or use it for good but what I do today is important because I am exchanging a day of my life for it! When tomorrow comes this day will be gone forever leaving in its place something that I have traded for it. I want it to be gain and not loss good and not evil success and not failure in order that I shall not regret the price I have paid for it.

I was chosen to speak due to my warm personality. . . . Look up warm and it means "not so hot."

Drink no longer water but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake.

Beloved, let us love one another, because love is from God; everyone one who loves is born of God and knows God. Whoever does not love does not know God, for God is love.

There are a hundred thousand useless words in the English language but they come in handy in college football yells.

I have fought the good fight, I have finished the course, I have kept the faith

When business is good it pays to advertise when business is bad you've got to advertise.

Do not pray by heart but with the heart.

It is impossible to lose your footing while on your knees.

Remember when we used to laugh at old people when we were young? Do you recall what was so funny?

He wasn't one who wanted to look back on his life and say "I wish I spent more time in the office."

True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist nor can it be hidden where it truly does.