Anonymous Quotes - Page 13

If you really do put a small value upon yourself rest assured that the world will not raise your price.

The more monsterous humanity gets, the more nicer monsters become

For my family to go on living the way they are living now I can't just die. I've got to die accidentally.

Before criticizing your wife's faults remember that they may have prevented her from getting a better husband.

If something is boring after two minutes try it for four. If still boring try for eight sixteen thirty-two and so on. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring but very interesting.

Whenever a soul leaves the body a void is felt across the world..

And God is able to make all grace abound to you, so that in all things at all times, having all that you need, you will abound in every good work.

The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you learned this afternoon.

Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength.

There was a young lady named Bright Who could travel much faster than light She started one day In the relative way And came back on the previous night.

Pretty much all the honest truthtelling there is in the world is done by children.

Old houses mended Cost little less than new before they're ended.

Keep a thing seven years and you will find a use for it.

We noticed a crasher at the bar - that shows what a real man he is - he's here to show he's not ticked for not being asked.

The world's shortest sermon: "When in doubt... don't!"

Though you might conquer in battle A thousand times a thousand men,You're the greatest battle-winner If you conquer just one - yourself.

Be courageous and He shall strengthen your heart, all of you who hope in the Lord.

The rich can be "eccentric " the poor have to be considered "nuts."

Oboe - an ill woodwind that nobody blows good.

...After hardship, God will bring ease.

No doctor knows everything. There's a reason why it's called "practising" medicine.

Yet a little sleep a little slumber a little folding of the hands to sleep.

A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.

If you are still searching for that one person who will change your life, take a look in the mirror.

Learning through doing.

Buy not what you want but what you have need of what you do not want is dear at a farthing.

Don't let anybody try to change who you are, because at the end of the day, you are the one who must live with yourself.

Every April God rewrites the Book of Genesis.

Be spontaneous! When was the last time you did something completely out of character? You have to open yourself to trying new things, especially those that you may previously never have thought of doing, or had been too hesitant to attempt. This is how you open doors of opportunity for positive growth. When we try new experiences, we allow ourselves to feel again. Everything in life can’t be planned. Sometimes you just need to let your hair down and live in the moment. Being spontaneous will keep your life interesting and exciting. So instead of saying no, start saying yes!

The testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.

Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice.

One of Wordsworth's Lake District neighbours remarked upon hearing of the poet's death "I suppose his son will carry on the business."

Today was once the future from which you expected so much in the past.

If it makes God so freaking mad, why does it feel so good?

The future is a great land.

I stopped explaining myself when I realized other people only understand from their level of perception.

Choices are few and sometimes one, to him who hath wisdom; but in abundance are they to the heart of he who lacketh understanding.

Definition of Father's Day: Same as Mother's Day but you don't spend as much.

As a rule man is a fool When it's hot he wants it cool When it's cool he wants it hot Always wanting what is not.

Security is not the absence of danger but the presence of God no matter what the danger.

Dad named his first ulcer after me.

MOTHER TO TEENAGER ON SUNDAY MORNING: I believe I heard the clock strike one when you came in last night. teen: Well I know how much you need your sleep so it was going to strike ten but I stopped it at one chime.

What I do I do very well and what I don't do well I don't do at all.

There is no better exercise for strengthening the heart than reaching down and lifting up another.

Man is the only creature which rises by bowing for he finds elevation in his subjection to his Maker.

What obstructs the vision and is called smog in our big cities is called defining the issues in politics

A winner never quits and a quitter never wins.

Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved.

Faith is like electricity. You can't see it but you can see the light.

Take caution when declaring war because you may believe it will be easy, but war will always end in despair.

The sea hath no king but God alone.

No guts no glory.

God receives little thanks even for his greatest gifts.

It's a long time between drinks.

Be ye kind one to another.

A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure.

Therefore, since we are receiving a kingdom that cannot be shaken, let us be thankful, and so worship God acceptably with reverence and awe, for our God is a consuming fire.

Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

The company makes the feast.

To cure sometimes to relieve often to comfort always.